willitbeard:

Beard and Flowers

As requested by…well, pretty much everyone

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

orangewave:

orangewave:

Hey friends I am so horrendously broke right now and since I got fired from my job a while ago it’s only gotten worse. SO I’m doing commissions, I wanna be able to eat and stuff pay back some more of my student loans.
my art tag is here
my ask is here 

let me draw you some stuff

Ok so i am even more broke now you guys, and i’m gonna need to make a lot of money if i even want to begin to pay back student loans so I can go back to school in september so. 
I WILL LITERALLY DRAW ANYTHING 

pumpkinskull:

kittensandscience:

stjesusofsuburbia:

princesideburns:

the-siege-perilous:

trebaolofarabia:

queennavidean:

prarievarg:

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

I’D BE A SWEDISH SPEAKING COYOTE

I’d be a queen fairy who hunts supernatural things with my brother in a Chevy impala…

I’m okay with this.

Surprise, I turn into me.

I turn into a chair that murders anyone who is unworthy.

I TAKE OVER A SMALL KINGDOM?

WOOHOO, NAKED BRAIN DAMAGED SEXUAL DEVIANT

Yay!  I get to be scientific kittens!

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I remain entirely unchanged.

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

“Yeah, I would have to smuggle them out of Australia first. Which is… frowned upon. And by frowned upon I mean ‘highly illegal.’”

- Tasha, on pet platypi.

merrilly:

truth be told i cannot place the impulse that causes me to reblog things. like what’s my motivation? “i really want all of my followers, most of whom i never speak to, to see this?” “this belongs in my archive of almost entirely unrelated crap?” where is the threshold between appreciating something a little bit and liking it enough to reblog it? i have no fucking idea

Important intelligence analysis

melannen:

Headcanon: Abed only got his job at SHIELD as a spousal benefit when they recruited Troy for their gadgets division

Evidence, incontrovertible: When everything else in Fury’s car was broken, what was still 100% operational? THE AIR CONDITIONING.

Bunny, related: Abed meets Sam while visiting Troy in the hospital and explains to him, scene by scene, why he is definitely the lead in a romcom, not the sidekick in an action movie.

Frankenstein and his monster were all about the mansecks, and my only regret is not working in more Rocky Horror references

lolmythesis:

Literature, Central Queensland University

"The Monstrous Lover: homoeroticism in Gothic fiction"

portmanteaurian:

hey friends who dragon game, tchy just signed up (with that username) he is super rad and you should add him and help him get started with ye dragoning

Dorian is rad and you should be my friend, add me, I will probably accept.

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