June 2011
Anonymous asked: I'll strip for you if you give me a tip ;)

Hehe, happy TMI Tuesday!
Jun 1st
May 2011
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 steenmachine555 replied to your quote: GET OUT OF MY USB PORT! if it is, it is now spider-crisp Oh, no, actually when you went upstairs I found it on the table. Conor was going to kill it with a ruler but I rescued it and put it outside instead. What? I love spiders.
May 31st
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Welp, time for some offline practice on TF2.
See if I can’t get the hang of the controls and stop walking into walls to a degree where I won’t embarrass myself if I walk into a real server.
May 31st
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“GET OUT OF MY USB PORT!”
– Matt, yelling at a spider he was trying to get out of our dining room.
May 31st
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Also, I have determined that I need to play a...
Matt dropped his head into the open book he had in front of him when I suggested it. I’m seriously considering doing it someday. I am going to just keep suggesting stupid shit just to fuck with him. He has told me I can’t play a Griffon. I am now bound and determined to be as much of a troll as I possibly can.
May 29th
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Our character building party has ceased to make...
Matt: [Something or other about Cure Serious Wounds, idefk, I was in the other room fighting with an ice cube tray.]
Nami: Cure... serious stupid.
Me: That won't even work on Matt.
Matt: No, no. Cure serious stupid is called sleep.
May 29th
elotil asked: TCHY TCHY TCHY
This link is veryvery NSFW and is pornographic in nature
but
I wanted to show you
because the guy on the right looks like you
without your fabu hair of course

http://keepstill.tumblr.com/post/3992108004
May 29th
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We're having a character building party....
Me: How do I old!
Nami: Well, first you young—then you old.
Me: Shut up, you're not helping.
Matt: [Reads out something irrelevant to my interests for Nami.]
Me: MATT.
Matt: WHAT.
Me: HOW DO I OLD.
Matt: I DON'T KNOW.
Me: Do I old faster than humans? Or the same? Or slower?
Matt: Well, you have a high constitution, which means... something. I DON'T KNOW.
Me: Half orcs old faster than humans.
Matt: Really?
Me: Yep.
Matt: Huh.
Me: So do I old faster or slower?
Matt: I'm going to say slower. But not as slow as an elf.
May 29th
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I think I'm going to play an ogre mage instead.
But I will play a Griffon one day. You cannot stop me.
May 29th
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I am trying to convince my DM that I should be...
It’s not going well. He says it makes no sense because this campaign is entirely underground. I say I don’t care and Griffons do what they want. He says I don’t have hands and thus can’t use weapons. I say I don’t need to because I have claws and a bite attack. He says I can’t do it because Griffons can’t speak. I say I can communicate in gestures...
May 29th
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 dinokitten replied to your post: Things I have done in the last few days: TCHY TCHY TCHY I HAVE MISSED YOUR EYEBALLS AND YOUR OTHER THINGS AS WELL Alex. ALEX.
May 29th
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Things I have done in the last few days:
Been support for 80% of my current household through a very stressful situation. Made bake potatoes for the household, to great acclaim. Attempted to make cake with less success, but great acclaim nonetheless. Apparently it had the taste of cake and the texture of pudding. And was awesome. Played one RPG and discussed another at great length. DnD and Geist, if you were curious. Geist is...
May 29th
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Today, I am going to teach Matt how to post .gifs.
May 22nd
Anonymous asked: I believe I forgot to say thank you for the pic of you and your new hair. Thank you!

Also! Today's random useless fact: When you say "rad" it makes me giggle for some reason.
May 22nd
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“On one occasion, a newspaper reporter sympathetic to the Conservatives hesitated...”
– Narrating A Nation, Alan’s Canadian history textbook (once again), on our glorious first prime minister.
May 22nd
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May 20th
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She Gets Pretty Ridiculous When She's Tired
Nami: Book! [Flops on her back, holding her new anatomy book up over her head with her arms straight up.] Learn me some things, book!
Me: Are you enjoying the book?
Nami: [No answer.]
Me: [Looks back at her.]
Nami: [Is now lying with the book lying open on her face.]
Me: That's not going to be very helpful.
Nami: I'm reeeeeeading!
May 20th
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Sounds Like Life In Our House
Doorbell: [Rings.]
Nami: What! Doorbell! Who is that?
Alan: Someone with pants should get on that.
May 19th
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“[William Lyon] Mackenzie lost his hair as the result of a fever but wore an...”
– Narrating a Nation, Alan’s textbook for The Making Of Canada, one of his history courses—which he read out, to my great delight, causing me to choke on my own laughter and start coughing.
May 17th
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 sodrownme replied to your post:  whathunter replied to… I WANT TO BE ARAMIS. THAT IS LIKE THE BEST NAME. Aramis is also reckless and hilarious so there you go. :D
May 17th
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 zenami replied to your post: Oh hello internet. goddamnit (not) 8D
May 17th
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 whathunter replied to your post:  sodrownme replied to… I am a gay boy who has a girlfriend who is in her own way a gay boy can I get in on this club pls DONE, you are the d’Artagnan to our Athos, Porthos, and Aramis. We are set.
May 17th
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 sodrownme replied to your post:  sodrownme replied to your post:I feel I should… I AM INCREDIBLY FLAMBOYANT AND GAY AND GIRLFRIEND-HAVING ASWELL. We should be like. The three queersketeers. (I am asleep don’t judge) Just needed this on my blog.
May 17th
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 sodrownme replied to your post:I feel I should share my boyfriend’s reaction to your hair. Bear in mind he is very tired… …. “Gaaaaaaaayyyyy” GAYYYY. Nami and I were reflecting earlier on how both she and Billie have gay boyfriends and we both immediately dissolved into giggles (Billie is dating Alan who is not actually gay, but he likes to joke about it and he’s really...
May 17th
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Oh hello internet.
I am sitting on the couch. In front of me my very sexy girlfriend is playing DDR with one of our housemates. She is wearing a tank top and a very short skirt with no leggings. She plays on standard and heavy. There is a lot of jumping around in the higher difficulties of this game. I am rather enjoying the view.
May 17th
cumbersuffix-deactivated2011062 asked: I feel I should share my boyfriend's reaction to your hair. Bear in mind he is very tired:
--

Boyfriend:
oooooh
tchytchytchytchy!!

Alex:
RIIIIIGHT?!

Boyfriend:
hair!

Alex:
Yes!

Boyfriend:
and turtle

Alex:
That too.

Boyfriend:...
May 17th
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revelationk: [trigger warning for transphobia] but, um, if any of my trans* friends could read it, i would rather like advice on if what i did was the right thing, and like, what i should do in future situations? eta: i have put a read more, because that way it is easier to avoid if you feel you might be upset by this story. so. yes. Read More Oh jeez. :c That poor lady. And what an...
May 17th
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 whathunter replied to your photo: [Image is Tchy, an androgynous white person with… TCHY I AM JUST NOW SEEING THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME PLEASE LET ME TOUCH IT LET ME TOUCH YOUR FACE LET ME TOUCH YOUUU Oh my goodness. Hunter. HUNTER. ily. <3
May 17th
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 pixyled replied to your photo: [Image is Tchy, an androgynous white person with… DAT HAIR RITE  anti-ela replied to your photo: [Image is Tchy, an androgynous white person with… Awesome! Thank you. :D  queermutineer replied to your photo:[Image is Tchy, an androgynous white person with… woah woah woah, so hot! <3 ;D  revelationk replied to...
May 17th
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May 17th
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apparently I pass as male
irrhythmic: tonight I was out with my father for dinner and then a play our server addressed us as “gentlemen” and several other staff (who my dad knows due to is partner restaurant to his own) did double-takes when he introduced me as his “daughter” and then some dude at the musical was chatting to him after I had been around talking at the cast and he was like “oh so is this your son?” ...
May 17th
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May 17th
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Achievement Unlocked: WIRELESS INTERNET
Man, it’s almost like being a real adult.
May 16th
Anonymous asked: http://omg-doublerainbow.tumblr.com/post/5459307156/
May 16th
Anonymous asked: May we see a pic of your new do? ♥

"How are you, my dears?"
This anon is a bit tired, and is going to bed after this, but other than that is feeling okay. What about you?

"Not breaking anything while I’m away, are you?"
I've been a good girl, promise. :D
May 16th
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Cut my hair.
Bleaching it and streaking it pink tonight. Hey hi hello Tumblr, my internet’s been really patchy. I’ll have proper net by Monday, in theory. How are you, my dears? Not breaking anything while I’m away, are you?
May 15th
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Well that was an interesting night.
So I did end up going downstairs and joining in the drunken shenanigans, of course. I hasn’t been intending to actually drink anything, since as we learned from experience the last time we had a party, I can out-drink most of my friends without really feeling many of the effects (not that that’s saying much, as most of my friends aren’t really big drinkers), and there...
May 12th
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Dilemma.
Most of my housemates are downstairs. Nami and Frankie will shortly be drinking and playing video games. I want to go join them. Our stolen wireless is patchy. If I go downstairs, I’ll probably lose the internet. If I lose the internet, I cannot continue writing with Nami, like I am right now. What to do what to do what to do.
May 12th
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“When in doubt, shoot the wizard.”
– Numair, from Tamora Pierce’s Squire (via bygoshbygolly) Accurate.
May 11th
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the-change-i-wished-to-see-deac asked: well damn i only meant that ur upfront:) yes its a compliment. i appreciate that ur not bullshitting everyone all the time like most in this life. passive is definitely my route ;) sorry for the confusion. ur blog makes me smile that someone else has competent thought processes lol
May 11th
maxmovinghands asked: I just noticed this on your page: http://tchy.ca/images/misc/queerflags.gif
What do all those flags mean? I know some but not all.
May 11th
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wetwork asked: Perhaps 'candidly honest' might do better.

'Brutally honest' is more my thing
May 11th
the-change-i-wished-to-see-deac asked: hi i just wanted to say that i think its sweet how brutally honest you are without fear:)
May 11th
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“I would lick that lollipop too but there’s a good chance it may contain...”
– Conor again, on this picture of River Viiperi.
May 10th
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May 10th
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“I have a bed and a desk now. All built. It’s kinda cool. It’s even a...”
– Conor, on his new furniture for the room in our house that he’s moving into later this week.
May 10th
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Hey everybody could you do this thing for me?
My friend Kiri is a trans lady and she’s been running low on funds. If she doesn’t get a bit of extra money soon, she won’t be able to afford her next batch of hormones. She’s already having to ration the ones she has. If you have a bit of extra cash, it would really mean a lot to me, and to her, if you would go donate some money. Even little bits can make a big...
May 10th
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Fridge-Poetry Phrases On Our Refrigerator, in the...
“My sexy digital space nachos love the dragon-brained cloud fortress.” A joint effort between Matt and I. “Hack YouTube for complete access to alien hard-ons.” A joint effort between Frankie and Jonah. “A micro-avatar of flame will upload an awesome computer virus to his intelligent wifi empire.” Matt, with some modifications by me when various...
May 10th
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 eateroftrees replied to your post:  kiriamaya replied to your chat:The Key Difference… I think adding a “mens’” to there is actually the solution … That… probably should have occurred to me, clearly I’m not doing a very good job of thinking tonight. Thank you, dear. xD
May 9th
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 kiriamaya replied to your post:  kiriamaya replied to your chat:The Key Difference… I don’t know. I’m tired and in a pissy mood, so I probably misconstrued you. Sorry. We can talk about it later (when I’m more lucid) if you like. If you’d like to, sure. I am once again very sorry and I love you a lot. :c <3
May 9th