The Pen and the Sword 

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Man, sometimes I forget about all the really...

Like this utterly boss mix of Cee Lo Green’s Fuck You with Van Halen’s Jump. Or the mind-blowing incredibleness that is Mr. Crowley Might Like it Louder.

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Hi qwyzm!

Your tag on the reblog of my story made me have many happy feels. What led you to stumble across Dear Home Town?

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#asldkfjpeajsfpoiaejwfljasfjs TCHY. #my heart is fucking racing right now oh my god /snickering evilly. You’re welcome.

Mar 31st

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I still think my favourite Avengers trailer moment...

no, not “billionaire genius playboy philanthropist” it’s “I have an army.” “We have a Hulk.” I think what I’m saying here is dear god do I love Tony Stark.

Mar 31st

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Dear Home Town, I Never Meant to Let You Down

tchy: Summary: He may not be willing to fight for his country, but he’ll damn well fight for his people. Calling it a war story would do it a disservice; this is a life story—or maybe a love story. Notes: Written for personal reasons as well as being my final assignment for Introduction to Canadian Literature. It is far longer than I needed it to be for class purposes, but was so very worth...

Mar 31st

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This is your reminder that Kiri is still seeking... →

As I’m sure many of you know, dysphoria is a real killer. If you can spare anything, please consider sending it Kiri’s way, and if not, please please please reblog this. I want my Kiricat to be able to get the surgery she desperately needs.

Mar 31st

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a-game-of-tumblr replied to your chat:Clearly we are the most mature of moderators. Cojones. -JFG Goddamn it, Good.

Mar 30th

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Clearly we are the most mature of moderators.

Tchy: Balls indeed, CH.

Tchy: Balls. 8|

CH: >:| testicles.

Spiral: huevos

Tchy: Goddamn it did I accidentally start a testicular variant on the penis game.

Mar 30th

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Canadian Lit class is one giant meme.

Kyle: Sad story.

Jenn: True story.

Karch: Tree story.

Mar 30th

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“We’re not a giant group! We’re just… big-boned.”

– Cody, on the number of people in their group presentation.

Mar 30th

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Wockyearn

dictionarious: Wockyearn: v. To figure out a word by using it in a sentence. “Can you wockyearn “cantankerous” for me?” “What?” “Like, use it in a sentence so I can figure it out.” “Can you wockyearn “wockyearn” for me?” “No, that would be loopid.”

Mar 30th

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peanutbutterandjamzee: sofuckingbeautifulbaby: stridersensitivenipples: what if michel angelo had a tumblr “just a sketch anyway going back to bed it’s getting p late  bye guys” a bit of god/adam fanart. i’ve been sooo obsessed, i know. sorry, guys. I’ll make something proper later, promise. Dude I love your art, don’t get me wrong, but all your dudes are muscular white guys. I...

Mar 30th

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French translations for Dear Home Town.

Don’t read this unless you’re already reading the story, you’ll spoil it for yourself. [[MORE]] C’est quoi ton nom? What’s your name? Tout le monde m’appelle Bastien. Everyone calls me Bastien. Salut, Bastien. Je m’appelle Théodore Comeau, mais tout le monde m’appelle Théo. Hello, Bastien. My name is Théodore Comeau, but everyone calls me Théo. ...

Mar 30th

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Dear Home Town, I Never Meant to Let You Down

Summary: He may not be willing to fight for his country, but he’ll damn well fight for his people. Calling it a war story would do it a disservice; this is a life story—or maybe a love story. Notes: Written for personal reasons as well as being my final assignment for Introduction to Canadian Literature. It is far longer than I needed it to be for class purposes, but was so very...

Mar 30th

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Meanwhile, in Canada... →

Welcome to the Lemon Party.

Mar 30th

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On Alex describing Magic's Haven as "like the...

Tchy: So basically the only way to find it if you don't already know where it is is to have another kind of magic that supersedes it.

Good: And so my home is like an island from a pirates movie.

Tchy: Yes.

Tchy: Apparently.

Tchy: And your life is like a Britney Spears song.

Tchy: I think at this point you should probably just roll with it.

Good: I thought my life was like a Trace Adkins song. Is it like both?

Tchy: It can be both.

Good: I'm a Britney Spears song featuring a Trace Adkins character on an island from a movie about pirates.

Tchy: Now you've got it.

Mar 30th

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Excuse me, Google, what do you mean you can't give...

Tchy: ... So if I put in "Magic's Haven" to get directions in Google maps and set my starting location as Ottawa, I get directions to... a restaurant, in the city.

Tchy: The real kicker is that the restaurant is named Chez Lucien.

Good: That's certainly magical.

Good: Maybe you should go.

Mar 30th

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I want to make a Joe Strummer "passion is a...

I want to make a “this is a public service announcement” shirt with a guitar on it. I want to make a star-spangled shirt that says “I’m so bored with the USA.”

Mar 30th

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"How long is that?"

“Well, the story itself is only twenty-four pages—” “Jesus!” “—plus a three page analysis—” “You wrote that for class?”

Mar 30th

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happypyrodance replied to your photo:[Tchy, an androgynous white person with short dark… I honestly expected “Tchy [Lastname] to be on the front. Ahaha oh come on I’ve got my real name all over my blog at various times, it’s even in my sidebar.

Mar 30th

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Done my story.

Done my analysis. Done all my nice formatting and the works cited page. Now I get to print a thirty-page document to be handed into my Canadian Lit prof in ten and a half hours. I am absurdly proud of myself. I don’t think anything else in my university career will ever live up to this accomplishment.

Mar 30th

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anshinwrites replied to your post:I just finished the story. AWESOME! *cheers on* I know this feel, and at the same time, I would like to get back to knowing this feel, because I’ve had a helluva block too. I’m craving that feeling of wholeness that comes with being able to write. “Wholeness” is the perfect way to describe it. Best of luck yourself, my dear.

Mar 30th

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I just finished the story.

I just finished the story. I don’t think any of you understand just how fucking significant that is. I’ve had writer’s block in one form or another for about two years. This is the first piece of fiction I’ve finished in all that time, and what’s more, I’m actually damn happy with it. I’ve had writer’s block for two years and now it’s gone...

Mar 30th

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So I have to write an analysis of my own work to...

Which is going to be fucking hilarious, by the way—seriously, I’m writing a paper on myself in the third person. Anyway. My question is, do I want to write the analysis on the narrative structure, which I arguably have more material for, or on the symbolism I accidentally created wherein cigarettes mean homosexuality?

Mar 30th

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I'm pretty sure that symbolism always happens to...

I never sit down to draft the initial plan of a story with the express intent of working some form of symbolism into it. Never. My symbolism always seems to grow up organically in the work as part of the writing process—probably because it’s so integral to our understanding of writing as a culture that it just sort of happens. When I’m writing something polished, I will usually...

Mar 30th

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I just thought you all should know, since I am...

… that when I reorganized my gif folder earlier today, I named that one gif with Obama angrily storming offstage and booting the door open as “exeuntstageleft.gif.”

Mar 30th

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It must be spring

zenami: because I swear to god a third of the women who come through the line are pregnant and craving pickles #Subway #adventures #people are breeding and they need their fermented cucumber

Mar 30th

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Some Southern Fancy-Ass Nancy Boy →

zenami: Just bringing this back I made an ask blog for my drag show persona, Tavis Texas Go ask him things I PROMISE HE’S FUNNY AND INAPPROPRIATE WHILE ALSO A GENTLEMAN? ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE FACTS Go follow.

Mar 30th

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I am eating a falafel sandwich and Jaime is...

My characters run my life.

Mar 29th

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a-game-of-tumblr replied to your post: Wireless networks I found when I popped my computer open on the bus ride home: My friend’s is named Bill Wi the Science Fi. It wins. Wowwwwww.

Mar 29th

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tavistexas: Bigger in Texas? Well, everything’s bigger on Texas, I know that fer sure. B] CACKLING MADLY AND UNCONTROLLABLY IN PUBLIC

Mar 29th

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So I made this a thing →

zenami: It’s an ask blog for Tavis Texas, my drag persona Go ask him things I promise he’s entertaining -u- He answers with pictures and gifssss…

Mar 29th

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You would not even believe the amount of tea I...

Just went and got another mug.

Mar 29th

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Here are my results from that BDSM quiz, Kaya.

(She wanted me to post them.) I don’t think this is entirely accurate. Dominant should probably be a bit higher. While I do occasionally have submissive tendencies that prevented me from “agreeing” or “disagreeing” with one hundred percent certainty, they really only come out in very specific situations. And I’m not quite sure why bondage is so low. I guess...

Mar 29th

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peanutbutterandjamzee replied to your post:thatsocialjusticebitch replied to your post:how… lol hi i am leaning towards bratty sub lately ;) ;) ;) Oh hi that is a wonderful wonderful thing. ;] ;] ;]

Mar 29th

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thatsocialjusticebitch replied to your post:how does one be both submissive and sadistic at the same time. OHHHH so being a brat partially too. makes sense. I imagine being a brat would make it easier, yeah. kiriamaya replied to your post:how does one be both submissive and sadistic at the same time. It’s not hard to imagine. “Kiri, bite my ear.” “Yes, sir! *noms*” Clearly Kiri has the...

Mar 29th

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kulfislut asked: how does one be both submissive and sadistic at the same time.

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Guy comes out of closet on Facebook to friends who... →

agreatcollision: This is adorable! (via @Lori_Ella) Reblogging for my dad.

Mar 29th

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Okay, seriously, self.

You need to get off the internet and go write your story.

Mar 29th

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scarletarcana replied to your post:Wireless networks I found when I popped my computer open on the bus ride home: Remember the network “Pretty Fly For A WiFi” that was near you in res? I liked that one :D I don’t remember that one showing up on my list regularly, so I don’t think that was me, but I do remember coming across it. I also remember the beauty that was “We Can...

Mar 29th

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Wireless networks I found when I popped my...

Luddite Network LoudSycamore LitGrrl Utopia Evilbee oh les phoques Butt the Cat

Mar 29th

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tchy asked: Okay, I don't normally do these, but,...

loch-ness-hamster: Santorum SNORT.

Mar 29th

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revelationk: revelationk: WIGGLE YOUR TUMBLR NAME(S) AROUND. forlackofabettercomic: empartridge: caughtinlimbo: milolikessnails: la-uraa: roundofapology: anarchobutthole: OUCH! BLATANT HERO  FOOL PROUD AGONY A LAURA (okay this is hilarious)  MILKLESS LIAISON Oh my god, it’s perfect. I almost want to change it to that. THUMB LOGICIAN ok I usually don’t do this, but ...

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