I don't know why I bother, really.
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Alex:
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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7c0cf7rEK1r0cgb8.jpg holy shit.
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Alex:
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s'not real, but i want it to be.
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Jared:
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whoa.
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Alex:
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i need a 10 liter bottle of soda.
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Jared:
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no you don't.
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Alex:
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tchy
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Alex:
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tchy
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Jared:
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Alex no
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Alex:
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you don't understand
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Alex:
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you just don't understand
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Alex:
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how many liters of blood are there in a body
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Alex:
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could i trade my blood for a 10 liter bottle of soda
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Jared:
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you could figure that out as easily as I could by Googling
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Alex:
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could i become soda
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Jared:
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no, Alex
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Jared:
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no.
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Alex:
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it's more amusing to me to ask so you have to find a way to respond to me
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Jared:
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how much do you weigh?
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Jared:
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roughly?
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Alex:
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like 220lbs
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Alex:
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i need that much soda.
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Jared:
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you've probably got between twelve and fourteen litres of blood in you.
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Alex:
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i could get that much soda. i could become soda.
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Jared:
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no.
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Alex:
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i'm going to ascend to a higher lifeform
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Jared:
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no.
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