dinoquark:

youstupidfucks:

hidden-agender:

skuboglesby:

cisformers, *robot voice* really just some cars

Replacing “trans” with “cis” in non-gender-related words is one of my Very Favorite Hobbies. For example, “cislation” is keeping something in the same language it was written in, and “cisportation” is just sitting around on your butt in the same place all day. :P

#CISUBSTANTIATION #THIS WINE IS NOW #STILL WINE!!!!! #THANK YOU FOR YOUR CISACTION. YOU HAVE PAID NO MONEY SO YOU WILL RECEIVE NO GOODS. #HE’S GOING TO NEED A HEART CISPLANT!!! FETCH THE SCALPEL SO WE CAN MAKE SURE HIS HEART STAYS EXACTLY THE SAME THROUGHOUT THE PROCEDURE. #EDWARD WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN MAKE THINGS GLOW BUT NOT OTHERWISE AFFECT THEM WITHOUT A CISMUTATION CIRCLE

*ahem*

Why are trans mormons so good at fixing cars? Because they have a lot of experience with trans mission problems.

Why are kids babysat by trans people so good at math? Because they learn all about the transitive property.

Why did the communications satellite designed by a trans person gain sentience? Because it spent all it’s time transpondering.

Why was the trans interpreter always late with her work? Because she always got so caught up in translating.

Why wasn’t anyone surprised when their Electrical Engineering sibling came out as trans? Because she was always talking about transistors.

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