[A photo of Tchy, an androgynous white person with black wire-framed glasses and a spectacularly fluffy red fauxhawk, swept to one side and sticking up in a wave.]

I’m not sure what my hair was doing last night, but there’s a distinct possibility it was more spectacular than anything it had ever done previously in my life.

Oh, I dyed it, by the way.

[Tchy, an androgynous white person with short dark hair and black wire-framed glasses, sitting in a well-lit room with light coloured walls and some furniture and decor in the background. He is smiling crookedly with a dimple on one side.]

Much better lighting in here, wouldn’t you say?

[Tchy, an androgynous white person with black wire-framed glasses and short dark hair, poorly lit and sucking on a pink lollipop.]

Oh you know

been moving some furniture around

setting up my new room

taking a break to eat a lollipop with an insect in it

livin’ the life I guess.

[Tchy, an androgynous white person with short dark hair and black wire-framed glasses, wearing a smirk and a brown suede cowboy hat with leather stitching. He has one hand on the hat and is tipping it down slightly.]

Sup Tumblr.

Cowboy hat.

[Tchy, an androgynous white person with short dark hair and black wire-framed glasses, wearing a black skeleton hoodie and holding up a postcard with a bunch of feet wearing roller skates and colourful striped socks.]

Look at this cool thing that I am going to mail to Levi. <3

[Image is the belly, hips, and legs of Tchy, a chubby white person, contained within naught but a pair of Captain America boxers.]

O hai internet guess what I bought today.

[Tchy, an androgynous white person with short dark hair and black wire-framed glasses, holding up a styrofoam plate with a cupcake on it. The cupcake is white, with light icing covered in green-tinted shredded coconut, and has a large egg-shaped cookie on top, decorated with pink icing, yellow sugar crystals, and a small jelly flower and leaf.]

Guess what I found in the cafeteria when I went to buy falafel.

[Tchy, an androgynous white person with short dark hair and black wire-framed glasses, smiling in a lovestruck way and biting his knuckle, with pink hearts floating around his head.]

Me right now.

[Tchy, an androgynous white person with short dark hair and black wire-framed glasses, looking skeptically up at a photo effect that causes cartoon birds to appear to be circling his head in the classic Looney Tunes “dizzy” indicator.]

These cartoon birds are trippin’ me the fuck out.

I need to write my essay.

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